Saturday, November 27, 2010

Look at Me, I Can Pee!

We are potty training.
So far we're pretty successful. He does all but his early morning and middle of the night pees in the big boy potty. We pooped on the floor yesterday. (Well, we didn't, he did.) And we still haven't had a toilet poop.
I'm reconsidering the whole "giving treats for peepees" thing. I seriously think he's rationing his peepee for maximum treat output. I've stopped giving them except for "big peepees" that he's "saved up." He's still visiting the big boy potty every 3 minutes.

I have no idea if I'm doing this right. The potty training fairy never left me a "big peepee" manual under my pillow when my son came of age.
Kendyl is starting to try. Nothing has come out, but she looks cute sitting there.

So Tyler is zinging around the house during Kendyl's nap, all hopped up on candy. For some inexplicable reason, my hubby gave him an extra candy... just for looking like him I suppose. But shouldn't that be my candy? It's my fault that the kids look like my husband. You know, monogamy and all that jazz.
How long exactly is this potty training thing supposed to last? I don't see teenagers being praised and given candy every time they make it to the toilet. It's starting to get exhausting. I haven't gone to the bathroom this often since I was 10 1/2 months pregnant and my baby's favorite spot was resting on my bladder, when he wasn't pushing on my diaphram that is. (The body part, not the birth control)
My attention span is seriously that of a baby raccoon in a tin foil dumping ground. I'm trying to make heads or tails of Wordpress (I like the professional looks of their blogs and might move us all over there) and I just can not concentrate when I have to go supervise Gogo the Sprinkler-Boy every 10 seconds.
Well, I'd better go.
As they say, duty calls. (And I need to open up a new bag of Skittles)


At January 13, 2017 at 3:28 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

tyler stand up and show me your little pu==y, bet it tastes good

At March 8, 2017 at 8:52 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to ram my penis deep inside Kendyl's tight little vagina and fuck her until she passes out. During this time, my penis will shoot a quart of sperm inside her tiny body, and her vagina will be all torn up inside.

At June 1, 2017 at 4:25 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets take turns with her

At July 12, 2017 at 5:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets fuck her in the arse too

At October 9, 2017 at 6:43 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yall are pedophiles

At October 19, 2017 at 8:31 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmmmmmm yes u want to join in, don't judge until u have f----d a little tight p---y

At December 15, 2017 at 8:41 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best sex is when they r under 11

At February 27, 2018 at 3:49 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi let's talk on telegram app please please reply back

At March 4, 2018 at 11:53 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please please please please get a hold of me

At March 9, 2018 at 7:11 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

yandex or tutanota ?

At June 22, 2018 at 11:09 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about fucking the boy in his tight bum hole, I would like to see my dick in there cuming and wanking him off so he cums all over the place !!

At December 25, 2018 at 8:14 PM , Blogger Anonymous said...

My 5 year old cousin loves it when I babysit but never forget the first time she sucked my dick it was so good I came so quick, I have had sex with adults but never had an adult made me cum in 3 minutes


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